Narrator: Michael decided to tell Rebel he was going somewhere. George Michael, meanwhile, was approaching the same apartment with a plan of his own.
[flashback:]
Maeby: You take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, and sex knobs with you, and you act like you're expecting a booty call, as the old people think the young people say. Tell her, "I'm here for a quickie, and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash.
[present:]
Narrator: So when Michael saw his son brashly approaching, he decided to be the adult in the relationship and avoid conflict by squatting in a bush, until his son passed on his way to what the young people refer to as a booty call.