Narrator: And that's when she came face to face with the man whose face she'd just faced-
Oscar: Are you ready?
Narrator: But it was a different-
Lucille: Hello, Oscar.
Narrator: It was Oscar.
Lucille: You should get an Oscar for your portrayal of George in Screw the Oblivious Sister-in-law.
Oscar: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got me. I was gonna tell you. I was acting when I pretended to be George, but I am dead serious when I say you are the hottest woman I know. I'm here tonight because I want to run away with you.
Lucille: Oscar. Really?
Oscar: Of course. What, do you think I'm here for the donkey punch? Which I do love, and it's the only night you can get it. But you are the only woman for me, Lucille!
Lucille: Bring me those thin, pot-stained lips.