Lucille: [answers phone] Hello.
Oscar: I want to be with you. I have needs.
Lucille: George, is that you?
Narrator: But a newly virile Oscar figured, in a pinch, any Lucille would do.
Oscar: Yes, this is George. Where are you?
Lucille: I'm in rehab, you know that.
Oscar: Why don't I swing by, and we can conjugate?
Lucille: Let's do our business over the phone.
Oscar: May not have a lot of time, but, uh, all right, here goes. I want to pull your panties off with my...
Lucille: Real business, George.
Oscar: I'd very much like to pull your underwear off with my teeth...