Gob: So, hear you need help moving these memorials to the death of the housing market. [mailbox plays tune then stops]
Michael: Actually, that was a memorial to the death of Pete the mailman.
Gob: I knew that. I brought one, too. Size of the man's heart. I just got to figure out how to get it out of the car. If I could remember how I got it in.
Michael: That's not from your Christian magic act?
Gob: Christian magic act? If I were Muslim, would you say "Muslim magic act"?
Michael: No. But it is hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.
Gob: Yeah, well, the Christians aren't so [bleep] hot about it either.