Tobias: Oh, hello, young man, and his... Uncle? Neighbor?
Man: Father.
Tobias: Oh! That's terrific. Well, how would you like to have your picture taken with real Hollywood movie land characters?
Boy: Are you the Smurfs?
Man: No, no, no. They're the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Tobias: I assure you, there's nothing ambiguous about me. I'm Johnny Storm, the Human Flamer. And this is Sue Storm, my sister and fellow fighter-in-law.