Tobias: I've yet to make more money as an actor than I ever did as a doctor. And that's with Country-Wide behind me.
Debrie: Wait, you're a doctor? You can write scripts?
Tobias: Well, I like to think so.
Debrie: You should never give up a dream if you can write scripts. You seem like you'd be a good doctor/actor.
Narrator: It was the first positive reinforcement Tobias had had since India.
Debrie: You remind me of Billy Crystal. [Tobias kisses her]
Narrator: It would have broken Tobias' heart if he'd known she was about to say "Billy CrystalMeth," a funny drug dealer.