Narrator: Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital.
Michael: Buster, you can stop pretending to be in a coma. We just heard your request on the way over.
Buster: I'm not faking it, Michael. I really am this expressionless. My love thinks I'm a coward just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
Michael: That does say "coward."
Buster: Yeah.