Michael: You know, Lindsay, since you already sent the check, this is how you're going to pay for it. You're gonna be in charge of the house from now on, okay? The cooking, the cleaning, all of it.
Lucille: You're going to put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? At least you'll lose weight.
Lindsay: You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us, was the morning Rosa's mom died.
Buster: You gave us cereal in an ashtray.