Narrator: And George Michael was about to get some discipline, too.
Michael: You are no longer going to that school. I don't want to get into a big discussion about it. But it's just not right for you.
George Michael: Well, is this because I cheated off Maeby? Because I've never done that before, Dad, I swear. I just couldn't think of anything to write about you, so I asked her to write it about her dad.
Michael: You cheated?
George Michael: Yeah, it was stupid of me. Now Donnie's met you. I mean, he's never going to believe that you were ever up for a part in Wicked.