Narrator: Michael and Gob had decided to teach their father a lesson.
Michael: So, we need the number of the one-armed man.
Buster: I'm not giving you that. You want to use his disability to scare someone. That's everything I'm against. Read the button, Mister!
Michael: "The only scary thing about a one-arm man trying to scare someone is the fact..."
Buster: "...that he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody."
Michael: It's upside down.
Buster: Well, let's see you try to put a button on with this. [Gob screams] Stop screaming. It's not scary!