Michael: The problem is that Gentles doesn't really care for you. He's just using you to get back at Dad for escaping, at least that's according to his screenplay.
Lucille: You read it?
Michael: Yeah.
Lucille: Did you like the chlamydia thing? I gave him that.
Michael: You gave him chlamydia?
Lucille: He had crabs, and I said, "You're gonna get laughs."