Narrator: And finally, Michael got up to speak.
Michael: I had a very complicated relationship with my father. [blender whirrs] Ice, can we- Can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now?
George Sr.: [in the attic] There are smoothies?
Michael: I could never trust my father. But I always want my son to be able to trust me, so from now on we're always gonna be honest with each other. Okay? 'Cause there's nobody I love more than you in this whole world.
Gob: Michael, listen, can we move the eulogy outside so I can time being lowered into Dad's grave with your big finish?
Michael: I'm done.
Gob: Wow. That was your eulogy? Glad Dad wasn't around to see that.