Quote from Gob in Good Grief
Buster: Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was, but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform. Gob: Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. Buster: Strippers don't wear clothes. Gob: Not at the end of the show. Buster: You mean you can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? Gob: [rips his pants off] You tell me.