Lindsay: Whoa! Ice, what are you doing?
Ice: George Bluth, you're coming with me.
Lindsay: That's not my father.
Ice: Well, according to my photograph it is. [takes out blueprint]
Tobias: It's an honest mistake. Also, I think your knee is on my heart.
Lindsay: He's my husband. My father is probably still in Mexico. I was just hoping to have sex with you.
Tobias: Why am I not blacking out?
Ice: He set me up. Michael set me up.
Tobias: Hey. Who wants to go to the hospital?