Narrator: Meanwhile, Maeby was concerned that Stan's strange behavior was romantic, so she tried to discourage it.
Maeby: Maybe I'm trying to prove something to my clueless dad. Anyway, I guess that's why I can't make a relationship work. Does that upset you?
Stan Sitwell: Well, Annette, it does, if you must know the truth, 'cause your dad was a fool. I see the real you: a special, wonderful, unique, 67-year-old woman who amazes me every day.
Narrator: And that's when Maeby realized what it was about Stan's behavior that was so confusing.
Stan Sitwell: It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.
Narrator: It was paternal. And, touched, all she could think of to say was...
Maeby: Bury me. [both laugh]