George Michael: Speaking of that, things have gotten worse. Not only does my dad think Fakeblock is real, and I've got money I won't share with him when he needs to bail out Buster, but he also thinks I should take things slower with Rebel.
Maeby: I don't know, but here's my idea about her. What do women really want? Their fathers' attention. And Ron Howard is a buttoned-down guy, right? What if he doesn't like you? What if you show up to the barbecue with pink hair?
George Michael: Pink hair?
Maeby: Yeah. I saw it on someone recently, and it made me want to puke. Trust me. You are gonna be like, "Burn!"
[later, as Maeby applies the dye:]
George Michael: [laughs] That's starting to tingle.
Maeby: Let me know when it starts to burn.
George Michael: It's gonna burn?
Maeby: Did I not make that clear?