Narrator: In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life, Cindi Lightballoon, a fan of his Caged Wisdom video series with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact. That morning however, she had some startling news for him.
Cindi Lightballoon: I'm a mole.
George Sr.: Well, you know, God doesn't care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo. You could grind off about... I don't know... Oof.
Cindi Lightballoon: No, no, no. I mean, I'm an undercover government agent. I was sent here to investigate you. Up until last week, my being in love with you was just an act.
George Sr.: Hmm.
Cindi Lightballoon: But now I want to be with you. And I know you can beat this case they have against you. I know this for a fact.