Narrator: And Maeby was getting tired of her parents'constant fighting.
Lindsay: I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!
Lindsay: That's my point, you... [sees Maeby] handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, coun... try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby.
Maeby: Nice cover. Why don't you two just get a divorce and save us all a lot of grief?