Quote from Lucille in Pier Pressure
Narrator: Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along. Lindsay: So, having fun? Where'd you get that brooch? Maeby: Gangie. Nice, huh? Lindsay: That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. Ma! You know I wanted that. Lucille: I know, but it's an elephant and I didn't want to invite the comparison.