Quote from Lindsay in My Mother, the Car
Lindsay: I just think it's important to honor your parents. Michael: Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there. Lindsay: Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison? Michael: Hmm. Lindsay: It would be pandemonium. Michael: Mm-hmm. Lindsay: It'd just give Dad one more reason to think that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. Gob: Yeah, I got some of that except he also didn't like my looks.