Lindsay: I just think it's important to honor your parents.
Michael: Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there.
Lindsay: Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison?
Michael: Hmm.
Lindsay: It would be pandemonium.
Michael: Mm-hmm.
Lindsay: It'd just give Dad one more reason to think that I've got nothing to offer but my looks.
Gob: Yeah, I got some of that except he also didn't like my looks.