Gob: You're looking at a desperate man, Michael.
Michael: Do you need money?
Gob: What I need is freedom. Marta is being interviewed today on TV about her show, El Amor Prohibido. I mean, it's bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night. Today I gotta stand next to her like I'm Rita Wilson.
Narrator: Gob's girlfriend Marta had been nominated for a daytime Desi, the award given for excellence in Spanish daytime television.