Gob: I'm a complete failure.
George Sr.: Where'd you get that kind of talk?
Gob: From you. You always say that about me.
George Sr.: Well, maybe you're not entirely to blame. I haven't always been the best kind of father either.
Gob: You've done a pretty good job of being a father to everybody in here. What have they got that I don't? You've never even thrown a ball around with me.
George Sr.: Great. Now you're an athlete.