Quote from Michael in Fakin' It
Narrator: So, Michael went back to the hospital when he had a visit from the real prosecutor. Michael: Wayne, what you doing here? Wayne Jarvis: We heard about the trial. We want to make a deal with you. Michael: A deal? It's a mock trial. Wayne Jarvis: Read the Patriot Act: "Anything said in a mock trial or daytime courtroom show can be used in any real criminal proceeding, or prime-time procedural show, subject to the interpretation of the presiding judge, or the executive producer." Michael: In our case, Judge Reinhold is both. Wayne Jarvis: Did he get E.P.? Michael: Sure did. Wayne Jarvis: Good for him. Anyway, you put your dad on the stand, get him talking, and you get full immunity. If you don't do it, we're going to go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. Michael: You're asking me to conspire against my own client. Couldn't you go to jail for that? Wayne Jarvis: Think about it, Michael, it may be time to cut and run. Michael: Well, we don't do that in my family. [Maeby runs out of the hospital in her wedding dress]