Quote from Lucille in Queen for a Day
Lucille: [on the phone] Is it true, Michael? Did we lose the company? Michael: Kind of. To something called Standpoor. Yeah, it's Sitwell. Lucille: It's Lucille Austero. Michael: Lucille 2? Lucille: Standpoor, because she can't stand up without falling over. I don't know why she'd have any trouble. A piano could stand on those legs. She's trying to get even with me for the remodeling.