Maeby: What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing?
Lindsay: My father's dead, Maeby.
Maeby: Yeah, but you're not, and Ice is right there.
Narrator: Maeby knew that if she could get her mother to have an affair, she could emancipate.
Maeby: All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy.
Lindsay: You're right. You know what? I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.
Maeby: Wait a minute. Let me ask Barry. That might be enough right there.