Oscar: I am blown away that you that you called me and that we're-we're together. And my camper made it all the way up here. Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock.
Lucille: What are they gonna take, the one can of Comet you've got in there?
Oscar: Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut.
Lucille: What are you doing? Oscar, this is a children's soccer game, not Woodstock.
Oscar: That was another era, huh? The music and the pot. Will you excuse me? I need to go to my camper for just a quick sec.