Lindsay: Where's the money, Mom? I want the money.
Lucille: Well, you can't have it. It's in a trust fund for Annyong.
Maeby: Annyong?
Lucille: No one can touch it but me and I retain control of it until he's 18.
Michael: Well, I don't know what's more offensive the fact you didn't tell us about our grandmother's death or that you sunk a $700,000 yacht!
Lucille: Stop lecturing me. I just lost my mother.