Gob: I delegated, just like you taught me.
George Sr.: Who'd you get?
Gob: George Michael.
George Sr.: My grandson?
Yeah.
George Sr.: You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this.
Gob: Under 18 walks out clean.
George Sr.: Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but... Um... Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox. [hits Gob with a newspaper]
Prison Guard: No touching!
George Sr.: You stupid ass.