Gregory: Again, I'm sorry, and again I say this was the only weekend that Amber could get a sitter.
Janine: You are going to be missing out on so much professional development, and not to mention continental breakfast. For what, huh? So that you can relax in a heart-shaped hot tub watching the moon dance off of Amber's eyes as you whisper sweet everythings? Real fun, dude.
Jacob: Yeah, your loss, bro.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: I'm taking Amber to the Poconos this weekend. Need to make up for that LEGO Valentine's Day gift debacle. She was less than happy. And now Janine and Jacob are less than happy that I'm missing PECSA weekend. So what's cool is that no matter what I do, no one's happy.