Jacob: Great to meet you!
Ayesha: [on video call] Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
Janine: [to Jacob] [laughs] I'm sorry. I should've turned the volume down. Her voice... It just carries, you know? [to Ayesha] So, any fun plans?
Ayesha: Uh, yeah, I might go out with some friends. They just got married, so...
Janine: [to Jacob] [chuckles] Ooh. TMI. You know? It's like, "Why are you telling me all of this? I am not your therapist." [sighs] [to Ayesha] Well, you know what? I hope you have a good one.
Ayesha: Yeah. Uh, thanks for calling.
Janine: Yeah. Okay.
Ayesha: Bye.
Janine: Bye. Bye. [call ends] Oh, my God. She is impossible to get off the phone with. Every call is like the length between Netflix seasons. It's like... I don't remember what happened on the last season of Stranger Things. That was 10 years ago.
Jacob: Yeah. I-I don't know. I think she seemed nice. I could see us really, you know, hitting it off.
Ayesha: And she just holds you captive and she won't let you get away and she just goes on and on and on. And right when you think it's over, she just keeps going. You know? And I have a story for you. You might want to sit down, 'cause this one has a lot of turns. So...