Quote from Barbara in Pilot
Barbara: Melissa is resourceful, capable. Janine: Well, I think the younger teachers are capable. Barbara: Really? Then why is it that Ms. Schwartz's hair is falling out? Why does Jacob here need a smoking break every five minutes? Jacob: I switched to an herbal vape. Barbara: And why can't any of you stick it out longer than two years? More turnovers than a bakery. Jacob: Ouch.