Melissa: Okay. I'm here to present Educator of the Year for some God-forsaken reason. This trophy gets handed out every year to some random jabroni, and this year, it's going to... an underdog. When he came off the bench last year, we all wrote him off, like some 53rd overall draft pick in the second round. Yes, we did. But week after week, this young man stepped up. And this year, he is Abbott's first string. Hell, he's Offensive Player of the Year. Educator. Educator of the Year! We're happy to have him on our team, and with him, we can go all the way to the Super Bowl of learning! [cheers and applause] Ladies and gentlemen, your Educator of the Year, Gregory Thompson Eddie!