Melissa: Yeah, there was a moment when I mentally transported to Capt'n Chucky's Crab Cakes in Ocean City.
Barbara: Aww. This school district offers you absolutely nothing, and the mere fact that they are offering you something is all the proof that you need.
Melissa: Yeah, maybe having an aide wouldn't be so bad.
Barbara: And in the meantime, I know exactly what you need.
Melissa: A bathtub full of Prosecco.
Barbara: A laugh.
Melissa: ... [flatly] Okay.