Barbara: You want to know my secret? Do everything you can for your kids. We'll help. Hey, I suggest we put our money together and buy Janine the rug. What y'all think?
Melissa: Absolutely.
Jacob: Yes.
Janine: Guys, you can't. You don't have it. I know because I have the same salary as you and I overdrafted on a doughnut hole this morning.
Barbara: Well, what are you gonna do? Steal a rug?
Janine: Not me, but I know a guy who knows a guy?
Melissa: Way ahead of you. I'm gonna have to bake a ziti. [on the phone] Hey, Tony, you big strunz, listen, you still working that stadium build?