Vicki Dubcek Quote #38

Quote from Vicki Dubcek in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2

Vicki Dubcek: Well... I was with Stone.
Harry: [gasps] You were with Stone? [Tommy covers Harry's mouth]
Sally: Uh, what happened with Stone?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, it just doesn't make any sense. I mean, all I remember is I'm lookin' down on the earth from way high up, and there were these pulsating lights and this... this noise, this skee-bee-dee-beep-beep. Skee-bee-dee-beep-beep. Skee-bee-dee-beep-beep. Skee-bee-dee-beep-beep. And... Stone was there, and that was nice. But the next thing I knew, I woke up in my own bed, and I don't have a clue how I got there. Do you think I might be goin' crazy?
Sally: Yes. Yes, you are going crazy.
Tommy: That is a shame.
Dick: Yeah. My advice is forget about it, don't tell anyone, and pretend you're well.
Sally: Yeah.
Vicki Dubcek: Um, do y'all have any deviled eggs, the kind with the relish in 'em? I've got this massive craving.

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Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.

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Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!

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Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]