Don Quote #34

Quote from Don in Eleven Angry Men and One Dick

Don: Sally, my God, what have you done?
Sally: Seth has convinced me to reject the media's definition of what a woman is. From now on, you'll never see me in tight jeans or a push-up bra or thong underwear. In fact, I'm done with underwear for good.
Don: Hmm. Why?
Sally: Seth helped me see who I really am. [English accent] I'm a different person now.
Don: You're talking crazy. You don't paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa. You don't eat steak on Thanksgiving. And you don't muck around with Sally.
Seth: Officer, why is there a boot on my car?
Don: Some guys get a pretty lady. Some guys get the boot. Life ain't fair.

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Tommy: Justice is so much simpler where we come from.
Dick: Oh, yeah, you simply hook the suspect to the old truth belt, and if his tube stays purple, he's innocent.
Tommy: If it turns blue, he's guilty.
Dick: Nice and clean.
Harry: Oh, except for those times when it doesn't change all the way, and then you get into those endless arguments about, "Ooh, I think it's magenta."
Tommy: "No, that looks lavender."
Dick: Well, I guess our system isn't perfect either.
Sally: All systems are corrupt.
Dick: [sighs] That's right, sunshine.

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Lawyer #1: Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?
Dick: Yes! No! I don't know! I don't know what to believe anymore. You tell me what to believe and I'll do it.
Lawyer #1: He's good with me.
Lawyer #2: Me, too.
Judge: Okay, Mr. Solomon, you're seated on the case, the State vs. Chris Foster.
Dick: I'm in? I'm in? I made the cut! I'm on a jury!
Judge: Fine. Fine. Report here tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Dick: 8 a.m. in the morning?!

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Dick: Well, if he stole this money, what did he do with it?
Irving: He supported a mistress and her child. We heard that testimony.
Dick: Listen to you. In an age when a man can't even support his family, this man supported two! Send him to jail? Let's send him to congress!