Dick Quote #663
Quote from Dick in Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Sally: [English accent] Oh, he's guilty? Guilty of not being able to buy justice with some high-priced lawyer.
Dick: Actually, he has a high-priced lawyer. He made a nice fortune swindling people.
Don: So he is guilty.
Dick: Well, maybe he is, but why do I have to be the one who sends him away? I'm the final batter, juror number four. It's the bottom of the ninth inning. The count is eleven and one. Foster's in the penalty box waiting for the two-minute warning. But who's gonna blow the whistle on him? Not the umpire! Me!
Don: Don't watch a lot of baseball, do you, Dick?
Sally: What a load of cobblers.
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Tommy: Justice is so much simpler where we come from.
Dick: Oh, yeah, you simply hook the suspect to the old truth belt, and if his tube stays purple, he's innocent.
Tommy: If it turns blue, he's guilty.
Dick: Nice and clean.
Harry: Oh, except for those times when it doesn't change all the way, and then you get into those endless arguments about, "Ooh, I think it's magenta."
Tommy: "No, that looks lavender."
Dick: Well, I guess our system isn't perfect either.
Sally: All systems are corrupt.
Dick: [sighs] That's right, sunshine.
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Lawyer #1: Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?
Dick: Yes! No! I don't know! I don't know what to believe anymore. You tell me what to believe and I'll do it.
Lawyer #1: He's good with me.
Lawyer #2: Me, too.
Judge: Okay, Mr. Solomon, you're seated on the case, the State vs. Chris Foster.
Dick: I'm in? I'm in? I made the cut! I'm on a jury!
Judge: Fine. Fine. Report here tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Dick: 8 a.m. in the morning?!
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Dick: Well, if he stole this money, what did he do with it?
Irving: He supported a mistress and her child. We heard that testimony.
Dick: Listen to you. In an age when a man can't even support his family, this man supported two! Send him to jail? Let's send him to congress!