Dick Quote #555
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Mary: It made me realize just what we have, and I've come to a decision. I'm not going to Borneo.
Dick: Oh, that's too bad.
Mary: I thought you wanted me to stay.
Dick: Then stay.
Mary: Do you want me to stay or not?
Dick: Oh, whatever.
Mary: Maybe I will go to Borneo, after all. You know, Borneo, where the sun gets so hot, the dress code is naked, because if you don't care, I don't care.
Dick: Of course I care. I love you, and I love knotty pine, and sherbet, dryer-fresh towels, and those clips that keep snack chips fresh. So when you go, I'll have four of the five things that I love.
Mary: Fine. I'll send you a postcard.
Dick: Oh, right. I love postcards, too.
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Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
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Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.
Quote from Dick
Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!