Dick Quote #554

Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1

Dr. Goldberg: I think we'll talk about this later, Dick. The hour's up. We have to end this session.
Dick: So, I'm all better?
Dr. Goldberg: Well, I don't deal in a world of better. I don't speak that language. But, no, you're not even close to better. Right now, I'm going to prescribe these pills. They're called placion.
Dick: Oh, will they grow my hair back?
Dr. Goldberg: No, although they do occasionally cause male lactation.
Dick: Ah.
Dr. Goldberg: They'll take the edge off, help you deal with some of your anxiety. We'll see you next week.

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Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.

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Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.

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Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!