Don Quote #70
Quote from Don in Sally and Don's First Kiss
Sally: We have to talk.
Don: I know what's coming, so make it fast.
Sally: Oh, I'm so sorry. I- I- I hate myself for feeling this way, but- but I need more.
Don: More? You don't know what more is.
Sally: No, that's not true, Don.
Don: No, I'm gonna do the talkin', and you're gonna do the listenin', so just sit down.
Sally: What's come over you, Don? You're being so gruff. I'm afraid. [thunder]
Don: Now, listen, Sally. I may not be the perfect man. I may never make the cover of Pretty Boy magazine. But I'm Don Leslie Orville. And, okay, telling you my middle name just now probably really didn't help my cause. But if you want to have a relationship with me, it can't be when I'm just flashing my badge or shooting a gun. It has to be with the whole me, with the 24-hour me, with the me I'm always gonna be whether I like it or not.
Sally: Oh, Don.
Don: Oh, Don what?
Sally: Oh, Don... Don.
Don: Sally. If you're gonna rip my heart out, you better reach in now and pull it out fast, because in one second, you're gonna be wearin' my lips for good.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Sally and Don's First Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: [v.o.] I'd barely laid eyes on him, and yet I was already enveloped by the hot flash of his manly presence.
Don: Sally! What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here.
Sally: I know. It's forbidden, like our love.
Don: Wait. You didn't come here to watch me do my business, did you?
Sally: Hush, Don. I'll answer your questions, all of them, but not here. Not now.
Don: Well, then when, Sally?
Sally: When the crescent moon slices through the clouds like a saber through the strings of a bodice.
Don: Help me out. Is that Tuesday? Friday?
Sally: Don, I beg of you, I must go now. Everything you need to know is in here. Be patient, my love. The wait is almost over.
Quote from Sally
Sally: I don't understand. I mean, Don and I have such a great time together. Just last night we staked out the laundromat for six hours. Oh, the guy with the slugs is back.
Dick: Oh. That sounds so nice. But I think you may be missing an essential part of the human experience.
Sally: What?
Dick: Romance.
Sally: Romance?
Dick: Don't worry. Everything you need to know about it can be found in the writings of the world's greatest authority on the subject.
Sally: The Gates of Windemere by Frank Shakespeare. The Frank Shakespeare?!
Dick: The Frank Shakespeare.
Sally: Oh! Thank you, Dick. Thank you!
Quote from Sally
Sally: [v.o.] The cool air embraced the trees like a desperate lover. A more perfect night I couldn't have hoped for. And then, he appeared out of nowhere, breathless in anticipation.
Don: [panting] Sally, why do we have to meet all the way up here? I'm a cop, not a goat.
Sally: [v.o.] His chiseled features mocked me with their perfection. Oh, where had I ever found the strength to resist him for this long?
Don: Have you got a handkerchief? I'm sweatin' like a pig.
Sally: I can't stand it any longer! Kiss me, Don. Kiss me like you've always wanted but never could. Now, Don, now!
Don: Oh, mama! [they kiss]