Dick Quote #549

Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1

Dick: Run from the Jell-O! Run from the Jell-o!
Sally: Dick! What's going on?
Dick: [wakes up] Jell-O everywhere! Get off the bed! You'll crush Mary! Mary, I'm coming! I'm going to get you! Mary!
Tommy: Dick, calm down. There's no Mary here. There's no Jell-O. There's only you.
Dick: I-I-I don't know what happened. All I know is, if I had a mommy, I'd want her right now.

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 ‘A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Don

Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.

Quote from Dick

Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!