Dick Quote #550
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Dick: Have any of you ever had your sleep invaded by scary and almost metaphorical images you can't control?
All: No.
Harry: Oh, wait! No.
Dick: Well, then what's wrong with me?
Tommy: Well, August's uncle once had a complete mental breakdown, and he went to a psychiatrist.
Dick: A psycho-who-a-what?
Sally: Dick, you know what a psychiatrist is.
Dick: I know. I'm just so nervous.
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Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.
Quote from Dick
Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!