Dick Quote #552
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Dr. Goldberg: So, why are you here, Dick?
Dick: Oh, you know, just a checkup. I thought you could give my brain a quick once-over. No biggie.
Dr. Goldberg: Has something been troubling you?
Dick: Nothing, nothing at all. How about you? You seem tense. Can I get you something?
Dr. Goldberg: Dick, you're holding back. Now, anything said in this room is absolutely confidential.
Dick: Really? [lays down on the couch] I don't belong on this planet. I'm an alien from another galaxy. The warranty on my brain just expired, and I'm scared to get married!
Dr. Goldberg: That's a start.
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Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
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Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.
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Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!