Tommy: Come on, Dick! You can't run away. Just stand up to the guy. He's just your father.
Dick: Yeah, but fathers are supposed to be looked up to and revered. Plus, I don't want him to give me the belt.
Tommy: What planet have you been living on for the last five years? Kids here don't revere their parents. They disrespect the hell out of them!
Dick: Are you sure?
Tommy: Yes. Trust me. This is my area. I know about disrespecting fathers.
Dick: That's right. You always make me feel like crap.
Tommy: See that?
Dick: Oh gee, thanks, Tommy. I don't know what I'd do without you. I probably don't say this often enough, but I love you, son.
Tommy: Shut up.
Dick: Jeez, you are good!