Reporter: [on TV] ...and our early information is that rescue efforts are underway.
Sally: Heh, I do not get it. How can anybody be stupid enough to fall into a hole?
Tommy: I don't know. You'd have to be a complete moron.
Sally: I know. It's like, uh doy-de-doy-de-doy... Hey, what's down there?! Oh, my god! I fell!
Tommy: No, no, it was like this. It's like bidde-doode-deede. Eeh! Eeh! Oh, god, no!
Reporter: [on TV] repeating our information that the trapped men have been identified as Dick and Harry Solomon.
Sally: Oh, my god. It's Dick and Harry.
Tommy: I know. They announced that, like, 5 minutes ago. Bidde-doode-doo.