Dick: I don't understand. I never touched Nina. Why is Mary so upset?
Don: Well, maybe she thinks she doesn't excite you anymore.
Dick: But how do I let her know that she does?
Don: Oh, what are you askin' me for, Dick? I can't even make a swan out of a napkin.
Dick: You can't?
Don: No.
Dick: Oh, no, but it's easy. You just make a peacock, and then flatten out the tail.
Don: Gahhh!