Sally: Excuse me. Uh, what's the deal with this perky lady and her lifestyle collection?
Saleswoman: Oh, she's wonderful. Have you seen her new book?
Sally: Baking with Margaret.
Saleswoman: She shows you how to make kinds of cookies.
Sally: I've never made my own cookies before. Especially not ones shaped like different breeds of dog.
Saleswoman: Oh, and this one has some terrific decorating ideas. Take a look.
Sally: Oh, my God. She makes candles out of birdseed? A 20-layer wedding cake? Shampoo topiaries for the shower? Wow. Do women really do all this?
Saleswoman: I do.
Sally: I do, too.