Sally: Hey. Whatever you do, do not throw away that apple. This books says that I can dry it, fill it with cloves, and use it as a natural room deodorizer.
Harry: What has gotten into you? I mean, the minute you get home, you start puttin' these tiny little wreaths on every doorknob?
Sally: So "the room can bloom." You know, before I read these books, I thought I was doin' pretty good as a woman, but now I realize I was totally inadequate. I mean, this... this is what being a real woman is all about!
Tommy: Sally, you know, I think that's great. Really. By the way, remember when you said "room can bloom"? That almost made me throw up.
Sally: Fine. You're not getting any schnauzer cookies.