Dick: Oh, Harry, Tommy, you know, the oddest thing happened to me today. I was in class, wide awake, and suddenly I started having these really erotic thoughts about Nina.
Tommy: So what? You had a fantasy.
Dick: A fantasy? You've had them, too?
Tommy: Yeah. I have them all the time. At school, at the store. I once had one when I was picking out a bicycle helmet.
Dick: Well, what about you, Harry?
Harry: I'm havin' one right now.
Dick: I don't understand. I'm in love with Mary. I don't want to be with Nina.
Tommy: I know, and I'm in love with Alissa. I don't want to be with the entire girls' volleyball team.